A wandering monkey

Hello, I'm Adil. I'm a 19 year old weirdo/genius/tinkerer/idiot/etc (delete as appropriate) from London. I have an unhealthy obsession with historic military generals, watches, weightlifting and football - so much so that I manage to talk about Rolexes and Genghis Khan every day of my life (which is fun, it helps me filter out all the uncultured swine I come across on a daily basis). I plan on entering the tech world upon graduation (veering towards working at a large bank or a fintech company, finance seems fun and crazy). I could post more here but I'd probably ramble on and turn this post into a rant about how Genghis is underappreciated in today's modern, hedonistic and degenerate dog shite pile we call society.

P.S: In light of a recent introduction thread, I've always wondered - don't you ass eaters fear someone shitting on your face? Or am I being stupid

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