Hoping to exit law

Hello all. I've browsed WSO periodically, but I decided to take the plunge and join since I'm preparing to begin the active application process. My goal is to transition from law into either consulting or investment banking.

A bit about my background:
- BA in one of the social science/humanities subject areas from an elite (T15) university that isn't a target school (at least for NY, but maybe a little for Chicago?). Graduated 2011 with a cumulative undergraduate GPA of between 3.5 and 3.6 cumulative (though a bit lower at said school, since I transferred in after freshman year).
- JD from a second tier law school. Shitty gpa. Some vaguely relevant coursework (at least compared to undergrad). Graduated 2014.
- Law license from a UBE jurisdiction.
- Since graduating, I've worked two jobs that both straddle the fence between law and finance, but the shitty/non-elite parts of both. It'd take a pretty significant amount of work to try and spin my experience in an interview as relevant, though I do have some ideas.

Currently I live in the upper midwest. I'm willing to relocate most anywhere in the US, though I am primarily interested in avoiding NY/NJ/CT/CA. So I'm hoping to land something more regional in a city like Philadelphia, Nashville, St Louis, or Houston. I would theoretically entertain Calgary as well (and as a dual citizen, I have unrestricted working rights in both the US and Canada).

I imagine in large part I'll be playing the role here of the curious onlooker, since as an industry outsider I have little of value to add, and most of what I might be inclined to ask has probably already been answered.

If anybody has any advice though, I certainly welcome it.