Please tear apart my Résumé

goblan rufiolove:

Wheels up for next few hours but at first glance, couple of comments... pls see below:
- Would convert to M&I format.
- Graduate Assistant position; pls quantify exp.
- Investments Intern position; pls quantify exp. (i.e. analysis/ratios used)
- Financial Intern position; first bullet; not grammatically correct - revise and strengthen; second bullet: pls be more specific; third bullet: and?
- Fraternity experience; increased membership 86.6%? So went from 15 members to 28? Would just say doubled membership... also, no one believes increase is due to "cohesiveness" pls fix to say "Doubled membership by throwing sick ass parties"
- Computer skills; Pls remove SPSS as no one knows what that is, remove "Terminal" and "(limited)" after "Bloomberg"
Touching down in ~4 hours and can review in more detail at hotel. Pls courier a copy to Four Seasons and have concierge deliver.
Mny thx.

thx 4 that gud advice, mny thnx, pls giv moar 2 me, k thx bai

goblan justin88:

I would immediately delete any email with an attachment called "ResumePDF.pdf". It's 2013; that level of computer illiteracy is unacceptable.

It's just for posting on WSO. It'd be dumb to post his full name here.