Can we get rid of this “giveadvisepls” kid?

He keeps bitching about his A-levels, whatever the fuck that means. He makes all British people look like whiny pussies, doesn’t listen to anyone anyone’s advice, and spams the subs. He makes leafblower look like a saint. Why is he like this? He keeps going about IB as if it’s the only good thing in life.

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To be fair though, I was once like that years ago, though not anywhere as obnoxious, rich/entitled & spammy.
My pet peeve is his obsession with rEpLYiNg each & every comment

 

i'm sorry you couldn't reach your fellow UK colleagues during those past weeks 

aka:

"Dear Sender,

I'm on holiday leave until 20/08/2032 with limited access. I will reach out to you upon my return. Thx for your understanding.

Best,"

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The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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