EU Passes Edict on...Water?

In light of the sovereign debt crisis that may come to a head in a few weeks and destroy the EU as we know it, Brussels is determined to pass as many important and pertinent laws to stop or slow this. Because of this, we have....a law about water?. Reading this article, you can see that a law was passed saying that water, is not hydrating. ....wtf? This seems as dumb as when the Indiana State Senate passed a law saying pi = 3.2 If this isn't a case of government overreach and stupidity I have no idea what is. Rather than focus on real problems, they are essentially Nero playing the fiddle as Rome burns.