I don't want a free t-shirt
Get this annoying shit off the feed, it's there every time you want to comment. As if most of us would wear the shirt? Actually, would be hilarious to see one of you with it on in public.
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Post won't even show on the forum. WSO t-shirt propaganda right now.
Post won't even show on the forum. WSO t-shirt propaganda right now.
lol u seem like a bitter, insecure and unhappy person.
I am sorry for those around you in real life
i hope you get r*ped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas
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Sounds like a fun weekend
yea for sure bro
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plus the gorilla fellas taught me how to hit it hard - my SO treats me like a king now cuz of the good D
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You cannot get penetrated by gorillas because of COVID-19 safety reasons. At least in Rwanda. The Democratic Republic of the Congo is pretty lawless right now, you could probably get away with it there though.
I want a silver banana deal toy though. They were giving it out a few years ago but I wasn't eligible then.
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Hahahaha you the man Andy!
hahaha
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
Damn I miss the old logo fam
good one haha
I would pay for a banana toy as per poster above. Seems like a fun way to support the forum.
we're going to do a new round, you'll be on the list, keep an eye out for a pm
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Nice!!!
Please put me on the list too haha! Wasn't there for the first one
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How does one get on said list
Not sure if I qualify... but I think it'd be fun as well. Pm if I qualify!
Hell yeah, I had missed out on the first time around and then you guys stopped doing them for a bit unfortunately.
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I agree that I want a silver banana deal toy. I am now eligible. Please bring them back.
I also do have a t shirt and I also do wear it out, usually on vacation.
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I'm wearing my t-shirt right now. Suck my hairy silver banana OP.
I wear mine, also have my silver banana on my desk
My silver banana is also next to my other deal toys on my desk. Not going to lie it is among the best deal toys compared to those stupid blocky monoliths some people make.
I have a silver banana from WSO too - I think Goldie has one as well. Thanks WSO! 😁
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
Fun fact about mine, I was not expecting any packages it was wrapped really weird and I thought it was a mail-bomb. (There had been a few in my city that summer). And I kept it on my patio for a couple hours and almost called the bomb squad.
ngl this is pretty sweet.
Man didn't know this was a thing. Pretty cool just sayin
The legend is true... they actually exist!
Go all the way
I am new-ish to the forum, and only recently have learned about the deal toy they gave out. I want to get me one of those. But not just paid for, earned it! #lifegoals
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what? why am not getting any t-shirt ads? is this an american thing?
I want a silver banana deal toy [WallStreetOasis.com]
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I think I learned two things today...
1. Don't assume that a new feature has been implemented the way it says it was (bar should disappear and not reappear after you close it)... Actually I lie, already knew this lesson but got too busy to check (should be fixed now)
2. The Silver Banana deal toys are still in high demand... Need to look at some #s to see if doing another run makes sense. I think the last batch cost us $10k+...
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Let's gooo
The auto-hyperlink feature of this site is really good. What's the P&L on those toys? Do they have a balance sheet? How many pages of footnotes will I have to read through?
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They're so nice! PLEASE BRING THEM BACK
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Charge for the toys....if you can't afford it, you don't deserve the bananas and are likely an undergrad prospect trolling the site 24/7.
If you're really a person whose advice in finance has value and love this site, spending a $100 or $200 should be no big deal. In fact, would be happy to contribute.
Years of regret is what I get for not realizing the link I recieved was for an actual silver banana.
Hands down would pay for the deal toy. I was looking the other day to see if I was eligible after reaching King Kong but couldn't find anything.
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I really need to start pumping my numbers up before you come out with this.
I actually wore my shirt out to NYC bars one time in the summer of 2019 (good ol days) as a gag. Someone recognized it and thought it was hilarious. It's pretty comfy too ngl
I think I saw you that day at The Standard. Didn't you notice my Patek and commented about it?
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
Oh shit... I vaguely remember... was it at The Standard? I feel like it might've been some bar around Hair of the Dog. Although I feel like I'd remember talking to some dude with a Patek that's built like a Greek statue haha. You're LA/West Coast based now aren't you?
Go all the way
I wore my WSO shirt in public before, but at the gym lol. Not casually to the store or bar
Get it for free, sell it to a friend --> stonks.
WSO sent me a free shirt as a thanks for a GMAT advice post I did ... and I rock it all the time. Shit's gangsta, get outta here with your nonsense takes.
To be completely honest I don't think I noticed the ad for the shirt and am kinda bummed because I may have wanted one. Seems like a perfect shirt to just wear around.
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