I don't want a free t-shirt

Get this annoying shit off the feed, it's there every time you want to comment. As if most of us would wear the shirt? Actually, would be hilarious to see one of you with it on in public. 

 

Post won't even show on the forum. WSO t-shirt propaganda right now. 

 

Post won't even show on the forum. WSO t-shirt propaganda right now. 

 

i hope you get r*ped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas 

 

yea for sure bro

couldnt walk for like a week but im an onlyfans billionaire now

plus the gorilla fellas taught me how to hit it hard - my SO treats me like a king now cuz of the good D

-peace and love 

 

You cannot get penetrated by gorillas because of COVID-19 safety reasons. At least in Rwanda. The Democratic Republic of the Congo is pretty lawless right now, you could probably get away with it there though.

 

Hell yeah, I had missed out on the first time around and then you guys stopped doing them for a bit unfortunately.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

My silver banana is also next to my other deal toys on my desk. Not going to lie it is among the best deal toys compared to those stupid blocky monoliths some people make.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.
 

I have a silver banana from WSO too - I think Goldie has one as well. Thanks WSO! 😁

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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I think I learned two things today...

1. Don't assume that a new feature has been implemented the way it says it was (bar should disappear and not reappear after you close it)... Actually I lie, already knew this lesson but got too busy to check (should be fixed now) 

2. The Silver Banana deal toys are still in high demand... Need to look at some #s to see if doing another run makes sense. I think the last batch cost us $10k+... 

 

Charge for the toys....if you can't afford it, you don't deserve the bananas and are likely an undergrad prospect trolling the site 24/7.

If you're really a person whose advice in finance has value and love this site, spending a $100 or $200 should be no big deal. In fact, would be happy to contribute.

 

TheFlyingKiwi

I actually wore my shirt out to NYC bars one time in the summer of 2019 (good ol days) as a gag. Someone recognized it and thought it was hilarious. It's pretty comfy too ngl

I think I saw you that day at The Standard. Didn't you notice my Patek and commented about it?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Oh shit... I vaguely remember... was it at The Standard? I feel like it might've been some bar around Hair of the Dog. Although I feel like I'd remember talking to some dude with a Patek that's built like a Greek statue haha. You're LA/West Coast based now aren't you?

Go all the way
 

WSO sent me a free shirt as a thanks for a GMAT advice post I did ... and I rock it all the time. Shit's gangsta, get outta here with your nonsense takes.

"Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence." - Thomas Sowell
 

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