I don't want a free t-shirt, WSO

Get this annoying shit off the page. It's there whenever you try to leave a comment and I have no desire to wear a WSO t shirt. Although it would be hilarious if I caught someone wearing one in public.

 

Andy sent me one like 5 years ago. I gave it to my wife's brother who was an undergrad finance nerd at the time and is now an irl finance nerd. He saw my little WSO trophy proudly on display too and he's like, 'who are you bro?' I'll never tell tehehe

Also, that shirt was a medium. Andy - If you wanna send another one my way, I will rock it proudly, but I need a 2XL this time ;)

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Funniest

His wife's brother reading this like: 💧👁👄👁💧

 

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