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Reading that the Rapide got hit, I almost shed tears. It's so beautiful...

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Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot...or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up...nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when one blonde gets into a fender bender...well, then, everyone loses their minds.

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