Fear The Bulge.

The guy had hilarious posts - always wondered if he was King Chung

 

For sure he cracked me up with each post. Loved his reference that all of the car drivers were called Lincoln because that is what they drove you around in.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 

Yea.. is there any way the old threads can be archived / re-posted?

Some of FTB / Swagon's literature were pretty close to pure art - almost feels like a crime to let them disappear. Would be nice to be able to revisit them from time to time like the LSO blog

 
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PrestigeCaller Prestigious Pete

Where else can I go to get a ranking of any subject by prestige???

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I actually met My Name is Goldstein in a random fucking place online.

He is (was) in community college. Might be at a state school now. If anyone wants to hire him a job he can troll everyone at your office through microsoft teams.

I can imagine him trying to convince HR that they need to make sure everyone addresses them by their pronouns even though no one really knows if if he is really transgender.

 

Does anyone have a title of the accounting major or swagon's old threads? I can't find them in the user name search bar

 
Donald J. Trump:
What about that left wing IB VP/Director cuck? Imagine wanting a bigger welfare state.

I'm still here, cupcake. You'd beg me for a job if we met in person. Now get back to class before Daddy cuts off your allowance.

"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
 

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