Stifel London - Traders Fired for Banging Cleaning Lady

https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/stifel-ban…

Both a senior and a junior shagged the same cleaning lady and got fired. Can't even bang the cleaners in peace now?

Based or cringe?

Based (gotta release pressure)
61% (25 votes)
Cringe (have you seen what the cleaners look like?)
39% (16 votes)
Total votes: 41
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