WSO Ranking On Resume???

I'm trying to add some achievements to my resume as it is looking a little weak. Over the past several days, I have been very active on this forum, and am proud to announce that I have reached the rank of "Baboon". Was thinking about adding this to my resume: 

WSO Contributor - Baboon 

  • Contributed to thoughtful discussions about investment banking and high finance on the WSO forum
  • Shared a comprehensive ranking of US investment banks by prestige and exit opportunities 
  • Received 143 golden bananas in just three weeks of activity 

Will this help me get an interview at an EB/BB? I'm hoping my outstanding achievement on this forum can cancel out my 2.3 GPA from a non-target. 

 

A subtle nod to WSO on a resume would give me enough of a chuckle for an interview for sure

 

A single page can't possibly be enough for all your WSO achievements. Attach a seperate page listing the topics of your troll posts—all 25 of them—and the total number of burner accounts

 
Funniest

With that low of a rank I'd be concerned you still have a social life. Get back to me when you get those numbers up. 

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

Vero nostrum in dolorum voluptatem quia sint. Est natus adipisci voluptatem ut magni. Ipsam sint nobis molestiae amet consequuntur explicabo reprehenderit. Doloribus atque quia est iusto nostrum.

Fugiat beatae voluptatibus veniam est. Aut autem ea aut. Ex aliquid doloremque aut odit nulla aliquam et. Eum dolores aut consequatur eaque sint. Est maxime quasi qui. Odit autem sit aliquam magnam repellendus maiores et.

Voluptas provident maiores repudiandae culpa ut ea. Libero quisquam ullam quis quia nulla dolorum. Sed nemo quia laboriosam voluptas dolorem.

Career Advancement Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners New 98.9%
  • Lazard Freres 01 98.3%
  • Harris Williams & Co. 24 97.7%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.9%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 97.7%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners New 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.9%
  • Perella Weinberg Partners 18 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 16 97.7%
  • Moelis & Company 06 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

May 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (21) $373
  • Associates (91) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (68) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (148) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”