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Guys listen hey, so here's what happened. I went to go see a movie last night. I don't follow what movies come out so I asked the name of the movie I was going to go see to one of my friends and they say The Black Swan. I say, wait what? There wasn't much of a story in the book just abunch of shit about options pricing and Black Scholes but hey should be entertaining to see how these yahoo's Hollywood-ize Nassim Taleb. Well guess what this movie definitely is not about some fucking pricing model, its about some psycho dyke ballerina. There's not even any fucking bankers in the thing. Basically you skull fucked for 2 hrs with this directors bat shit crazy story line then it ends randomly, or stochasticly I should say.

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Didn't enjoy his other movie, Requiem for a Dream. I prob won't see this, although that kiss between NP and MK looks like a pretty enticing reason to go.

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LIBORDidn't enjoy his other movie, Requiem for a Dream. I prob won't see this, although that kiss between NP and MK looks like a pretty enticing reason to go.

Don't wanna spoil too much, but it's more than a kiss.

I thought it was better than Requiem for a Dream, but if you didn't enjoy it stylistically, you probably won't like Black Swan.

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LIBORDidn't enjoy his other movie, Requiem for a Dream. I prob won't see this, although that kiss between NP and MK looks like a pretty enticing reason to go.

Don't wanna spoil too much, but it's more than a kiss.

I thought it was better than Requiem for a Dream, but if you didn't enjoy it stylistically, you probably won't like Black Swan.

Loved Requiem. Will probably love this one too.

 

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