Incoming POTUS 2020

Title says it all. You may all have seen many of my ad campaigns through various channels promoting my run for the presidency, and I am here to approach you all asking for your support. I started my career in the Financial Services industry long ago, creating jobs through the establishment of Bloomberg LP, and advancing all corners of the world of finance. As you all have greatly enjoyed working in this prosperous industry, I ask all of you, as brothers and sisters of the money community, to consider me to lead this country beginning next January, developing our nation and our economy in the same way I have progressed the world of finance and the community of New York City over the years.

Thx.

-"Prison Mike"

EDIT: P.S. Vote for me and I'll give everyone free Bloomberg Terminals.

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