Just in time for Christmas

Great news! For those of you guys who can still afford to buy a gift for your significant other, there's a new service out to give your present the perfect touch.

Ever bought something at a store that offered free gift wrapping, and you got bagged by your girlfriend for not putting the time and effort in yourself? Perfect corners and tightly tied bows give you away?

British based "Crap Wrap" will make sure your gifts look like shit, just like if you attempted to wrap them yourself. They use too much tape and cheap ugly paper. She's sure to be fooled into thinking you actually tried.

No need to thank me.

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