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Pop your gun selling cherry to some low level hoodlum. You have to get some experience before you can move forward. After that, find where you can get the cheapest weapons, and then sell them to war torn countries, or war torn continents like Africa (For the most part.). There. But make sure you are on the USA side, cause we are always right in every matter.

 

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