Madoff’s Brother to Receive $10k Allowance

I guess it runs in the family. Ol’ Bernies bro, whose assets were recently frozen pending a court case against him for allegedly swindling nearly half a million dollars from a college student, has been given a break. (I know – it’s unheard of in the Madoff circle.) A judge today decided to free up some of Peter Madoff’s money, allowing him $10k a month to spend. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s just unfair. I mean, how can they expect someone to survive on that??? Poor guy. I guess he’ll be forced to move in with his sister-in-law. Maybe she can slip him some of the $15 million she skimmed off the top just before her husband got caught. So far no charges have been brought against either of the two with regards to the ponzi scheme. Yeah, sure – they had NO idea. What, are these two coated with KY Jelly? Nothing seems to stick. It’s unbelievable.

 

I was scrolling through posts on here this afternoon and I saw this one. My first thought was, "that came out early this morning, this sounds like something affluenza would post." Then I looked to the right and sure enough, guess who posted it! Amazing. I'm sure this one will go straight to the front page and get 0 discussion going.

 

not the type that puts people on the spot, but I honestly have had it. Honestly, Affluenza isn't working out. She is backed up on news, and delivers the news in a sarcastic and annoying way. Sorry if I am being rude, but this girl must go. You should learn from Braverman. Braverman actually creates discussions with his posts. Patrick please get someone new. That is just my thoughs.

 
jgrb17:
She is backed up on news, and delivers the news in a sarcastic and annoying way.

i cannot stand her writing style. her cutesy little jokes and quips are never funny. she tries way too hard and i feel like every attempted witticism of hers is just too much of a stretch. every time she tries to make a boring news article into something "kRaZy" by inserting her immature commentary. i honestly wonder if she's older than 16.

 

I like to read affluenza's posts but they should not appear on the front page all the time! Can we please have a news forum (as I have suggested in the past) of which no contents will post on the front page!

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

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