In honor of today being April Fools Day, I thought perhaps we could share some of our best gags to lighten the mood a bit around here. Yes, the market is starting to look up a bit, but we’re months, if not years, away from a recovery, so instead of beating a dead horse, why not share and maybe crack a smile for a change.
If you are lame enough to pull pranks like cellophane on toilet seats or tying your coworker’s shoelaces together, then don’t bother. But if you had your buddy call your mother earlier to tell her you were in the hospital after having been hit by a cab and should he take you off life support or keep you as a vegetable, spill it. The nastier, the better (and I know you bastards have it in you).
Remember, evil laughter is better than no laughter at all. Especially when it’s at the expense of others.
Never underestimate the devastating effect of Saran Wrap on a toilet bowl. My first wife came home drunk after a night with the girls and found the bowl Saran Wrapped. That was high comedy, I assure you.
Of course, two weeks later she reciprocated with Nair in my shampoo bottle, which was much longer lasting and far more evident.
Who says women are the weaker sex?
i say you could have handled it. if you would have returned the favor, she wouldn't have left the house for weeks.
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