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Argonaut

(i expect silver bananas for this, you're welcome :))

that was nice, this is better:

Have a good one.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
Jorgé

that was nice, this is better:

Have a good one.

Meh, kinda boring. And what's up with grandma pants? Probably got sourdough pits cellulite.
More is good, all is better
 

See I like it natural.

Marriage Material

Face 30 Tits 30 Personality 30 Ass 10

Mistress Material

Face 20 Tits 40 Ass 40

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
monty09
Gekko21See I like it natural.

Marriage Material

Face 30 Tits 30 Personality 30 Ass 10

Mistress Material

Face 20 Tits 40 Ass 40

so marry jennifer aniston and sleep with jennifer tilly on the side

not jennifer anniston, he said 30 personality

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