Wearing a Toupée

[POLL below - please vote] For those don't know -hair systems aks the modern toupee - cut to match your bald area have come a long way. If one of your older (mid late 30s) colleagues came in once - assuming it was obvious but it looked great. Person would go from bald to head of hair like in the video. It would be sudden-ish so you would notice "how the hell is he not bald overnight". Would you laugh or be supportive? This is an example -

How would you react to a colleague wearing a really good Wearing a toupée like in the video above

Don't care
34% (10 votes)
Silently think they are pathetic / make jokes even if it looks real
52% (15 votes)
Be supportive if it looks real
14% (4 votes)
Total votes: 29
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