Prospective Monkey Resume

I'd take the microsoft stuff off the skills; it's like saying you're fluent in English. You listed a lot of interests, so be sure you can talk about them. Hopefully you have your own portfolio, can contrast economic theories, reference case law, and speak on different philosophical theory as well. Make everything past tense.

Thanks. Should I make everything past tense even if it is a current job?

uhhhh.... I think you should take this down man. I now know everything about you, Pat. Put it in a PDF or on Razume or something.

Just my two cents..

Thanks for pointing that out, RaiderHelp. The last one was a pdf so is this one but the text was still there under the blacked out sections. Should have thought that one through. Please don't steal my identity now that you know how incredibly awesome my life is. The new one should be better.