Target HIGH SCHOOLS for iBanking colleges
Hey guys. New monkey here so go easy on me. I'm a current 7th grader at a public, suburban middle school in Nc, who has always been interested in the banking field ever since we took a field trip there in 5th grade. I'm wondering what target high schools exist that have many grads go to target colleges and end up in IBanking. I have family in upstate New York, so if there's target high schools up there closer to "the street" I could probably live with them. I just want to have as many doors open as possible after high school to get into a college that could get me to the street. So, who knows a bit about target high schools that could help me out?
You probably should have asked this question in elementary school, going to be an uphill battle from here.....
Very funny but come on, seriously
Stop worrying about it. Just be a kid, have fun, and do well in school
If you don't get into a top 10 kindergarten you'll never make it to a prestigious elementary school and you'll have to start out in ops.
dude you are gonna have a heart attack before 30 for sure...
Banking will be dead by the time you're in the workforce anyhow. If i were you i'd learn to code...
After reading this, I think I will just walk in to traffic
Top ten funniest posts I've ever read on here
Didn't intend this to be funny. Any serious feedback would be appreciated. "Non target" is never a word I wanna have to use, having already made it through half of a non target middle school
I was physically born in Harvard College (just to be in a target birthplace) and had my name changed to Ludovic Rothschild to improve my chances to get into the target pre-kindergarten program at Andover. My plan is to be #1 at everything at Andover and then do Harvard College -> Blackstone R&R -> KKR -> Harvard Business School -> founder of a tech company that will be valued at $1tn during its IPO (3 years after I graduate from HBS). Any thoughts on my plan?
Pretty sure you have to at least be a CFA II candidate to get in.
In order to get into a top target for banking like UIUC, I recommend Peoria Central Public High School.
on a related note, who are some of the target families i can be born into or adopted by for ibanking?
Listen here pipsqueak, you're already behind the 8-ball, which you should have already snorted by now. Also, side note, don't smoke pot in middle school, grow up and do cocaine like a real banker.
Listen, at this stage of the game, you're late. You're extinct, you're in back office ops at best, you're a nobody. People that want to be an investment banker are BORN as investment bankers. People like Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein want NOTHING to do with you. While you're out there, doing flash cards during fourth period at some prep school, Wang Chung is out there at some non-target building motherfucking algos and credit default swaps at recess.
You think you can just walk into some TARGET high school and leave your non-target elementary education past behind you?! Think again, Champ. Everyone knows everyone. You will get LAUGHED out of the room with that middle school name on your LinkedIn profile. Everyone here knows that you don't live, breathe, and bleed investment banking, you impostor. You think you can just get into some target high school, cheat off of your buddies on the SAT, and get into an Ivy, before walking into Goldman Sachs. GOLDMAN FUCKIN' SACHS?! No. Not a chance, zero, zip, nada.
Although I hate you and everything you represent, here are a few tips to make it in the big leagues:
You'll make plenty of friends on College Confidential. I suggest taking your talents to that website.