What's going on at Columbia?

This is too funny and pretty damn sad. Apparently first year wannabe bankers at Columbia need to be told about personal hygiene and how to dress.

http://dealbreaker.com/2010/10/columbia-reminds-b…

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I know this article is about the business school, but it also applies to the undergraduate student body. As a recent Columbia alum, I can't tell you how many times I rode in an elevator with a stinky group of students. This especially applies to foreign students. They don't understand that you should take a shower at least once a day!

 

I think this was sent to PREVENT students from looking stupid, rather than criticize them for dressing inappropriately.

Pretty hilarious though.

 

While Columbia is a top school, kids are still kids. I think this mainly applies to the fools who think they are GG and foreign kids who might not be accustomed to US social norms.

 

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