How dense is the cake? Is the kid a fatass?

I think this is possible.

The odds of him keeping is down are probably 30%. 30% x $1,100 is $330. As an analyst at Wachovia, his pay is probably $100k/year. Is it worth .33% of your salary to be f'ing sick for 2 days? No way.

 

I remember there was this one bet that seemed really easy but almost impossible. 45 seconds to eat 2 slices of white bread, without any liquids. By the time you get to your second slice, it will dry up most of your saliva making it hard to eat.

 
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I remember there was this one bet that seemed really easy but almost impossible. 45 seconds to eat 2 slices of white bread, without any liquids. By the time you get to your second slice, it will dry up most of your saliva making it hard to eat.

Another is 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds... Seems easy, but almost impossible without any liquids

 

Physically, I may have been able to do it, but it seems like social suicide.

Regardless, 1 foot by 8 inches high, means you're getting somewhere around 12-16 servings, at 700-900 cals a serving, with around 10k+ cals. Not good physically by any means.

 

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