Dear Obama

Dear Obama,

I just wanted to thank you in advance for destroying many of the remaining areas in finance that relate to health care and insurance, letting hedge funds become regulated by the SEC, wasting tons of tax payer money in areas which will never pay off, ending all those nasty expensive wars, and expanding our personal debt without sharing the burden with some of the people who are getting all of these awesome benefits, and in general just for being an awesome president!!! You're really the best! Obama 2012!!! woo

Sincerely everyone.

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Haha, you forgot to mention his wife and her quest to regulate what people eat (meanwhile her husband continues to smoke).

 
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ANTHaha, you forgot to mention his wife and her quest to regulate what people eat (meanwhile her husband continues to smoke).

Actually, if I'm going to pay for other people's health care I want the right to tell them what they can eat...

I 100% agree with you. That is why government health care is the next step towards a total nanny state. When they pay for you they control you.

Thanks Obama ! Keep fighting the good fight, taking away our rights and freedoms so we can be like the welfare populace that put you in power!

 
ANTHaha, you forgot to mention his wife and her quest to regulate what people eat (meanwhile her husband continues to smoke).

Damn near forgot the most important stuff, lol.

Regards

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