Full time conversion is possible at this other shop. It is a multi-billion buyside outfit with a very impressive roster of senior bad asses at top BBs. Had to spin off due to Volcker.

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I had to do something similar once. What I did back in the day was I made a fake email address, pretending to be my father. Something like YankeeFan777 (so they'd think religion), and then I wrote an email all in caps lock (since old people suck at the computer). I said I had some disease, and would be in the hospital for a while and I couldn't show up to the internship anymore. I never checked the email again, but they did send me cookies, that was pretty cool.

 
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I had to do something similar once. What I did back in the day was I made a fake email address, pretending to be my father. Something like YankeeFan777 (so they'd think religion), and then I wrote an email all in caps lock (since old people suck at the computer). I said I had some disease, and would be in the hospital for a while and I couldn't show up to the internship anymore. I never checked the email again, but they did send me cookies, that was pretty cool.

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Don't listen to anyone, everybody is scared.
 

Had a friend that was working full time at CS then got an offer from a top group at MS so he just went to his bosses office and told them that he was quitting. His boss was like "that sucks, but I wish the best for you" TBH they probably don't even care that one analyst is quitting.

 
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You won't be able to work at that Bulge Bracket for a very long time. However, it's pretty unlikely that an MD is going to call around and try to ruin your reputation, and it's less likely that anyone would care if it's a dramatically better offer. However, finance is a small world, and if the buy side job doesn't work out you'll probably have a hard time getting another job in it. It also depends how good this offer is, no one would fault you for taking an offer from Berkshire Hathaway, but a job that isn't a large prestige bump will make you look like a douche. I would also be straight with the bank about this, the downside is a lot less if you're honest with them than if they discover this on their own.

 

The biggest problem is that the group I am in is a top tiered and only has 2 summer analysts. While I keep my ego in check, I hope that they would miss having half of their summer class quit within the first week.

Pennies from JcPenny
 

I would avoid telling them the name of the firm you are going to. Try and leave the sweetest taste in their mouths as possible. Don't straight up lie if you can be caught, being the lying SA is much worse than the SA that left for a better opportunity and was a nice guy.

 

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