Hi everyone.
I'm new to the hamptons, and I almost got jumped by 3 upper-middle class looking characters and their two Chihuahuas because I wouldn't stop calling them proles. They got real close, but someone stepped up and let me into their Ferrari. One of their dogs licked me.
Is there an area out east that completely avoids people with under $1MM networth? I am willing to pay up to $22,000 a month to get away from this once and for all.
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Suckers hang in Hamptons, Montauk for real ballers.
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http://hamptons.curbed.com/archives/2011/09/02/its_official_the_hampton…
Most view Montauk as part of the Hamptons
hangin at the sloppy tuna
Dude, Cyril's or bust.
Well, there goes the neighborhood once you let in those upper middle class types. And the Hamptons used to be so nice. I'd recommend buying something at One57 and simply not leaving.
Lol. +1
You gotta get a house on Ocean Ave, but those run about 100K / month.
Good luck bud
But seriously, if you have a fucking chihuaha you are most likely an asshole.
Yup, Chihuahua = asshole.
LOL. Nanner for you.
username =/= post..?
OP is ftb
1mm net worth is still upper middle class. i think @heister could give us a better #
Billion or bust
lolololol A+ would read again.
I always get into trouble in the Hamptons because my Serval is always attacking the Chihuahuas and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels
Lol "The Village of East Hampton"
Well done.
Never been a fan of the Hamptons. Personally if I am going to travel 2 hours out of the city I much prefer to be in Bermuda. Sandy beaches and tranquility and not having to deal with the obnoxious NY crowds.
What are you, an intern?
Ain't nobody got time for the BVI.
BVI is where we set up all our offshore SPVs. It works great for that purpose. As a weekend getaway from NYC thou it is just a bit too far.
Actually, the Hamptons have always had tons of upper-middle class people. If anything, the money moving in there has gotten completely insane over more recent history.
Love it, please continue to occasionally continue this.
This is a brilliant troll, but I think a mod note is appropriate when a troll post is put on the front page. (EG Mod Note: This could be a funny troll. )
I feel about as startled and confused as I did when I read "Non target to (former) I-Bank CEO AMA".
Back to my prole Honda.
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/from-non-target-to-bb-ceo-my-story
the Riviera has negligible numbers of the proletariat, they've infiltrated Cannes this time of year (festival over, prices are reasonable), so I prefer Monaco. Most commoners haven't heard of it, give it a whirl.
Most "commoners" haven't heard of Monaco? Are you kidding? Cap-Ferrat or Villefranche dude.
well now they've heard of those...sigh
You forgot the part where they found out you worked in Ops and promptly killed themselves
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