Are non targets even humans?

I ghost any networking attempts from undergrads who lack Wharton, Harvard, Oxford, Yale or Cambridge or MBAs who lack HBS, LBS or INSEAD on their CV. 
 

If I see a resume that's from some second rate institution like Princeton, Stanford or MIT, I'll throw them into the shredder without a second thought.

My blood boils when I find out my peers came from third tier institutions such as Stern, Ross, Dyson, Mendoza or Haas and I dream of going american psycho on them and throwing a chainsaw down a stairwell.

If you didn't go to WHY/Oxbridge for UG or HBS/LBS/INSEAD for a MBA, keep your grubby hands off my PE MF job and your grubby eyes away from nephew's GS TMT or EVR RX job.

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