Associate threatening me for playing "crab games" at work

Hey guys, so recently I was caught downloading Steam playing "Crab Games" on the Bloomberg Terminal when I was supposed to be turning comments. I admit, I fucked up and my AirPods disconnected, blasting some 12 year old kid throat yelling the n-word for like 4 minutes straight while I tried to find the off button. Luckily this was on a Sunday when I was the only one staffed (apart from my associate and some back office cucks), so only my associate saw this.


So now she's blackmailing me and threatening to tell the bank about my "Crab Games Shenanigans" (word for word what she said) if I don't "keep her company and warm during the winter nights" (word for word what she said). Also this is at Tobin & Co. 


Keeping some details vague to protect my anonymity.

 

Lmao how the fuck is "keeping some details vague" supposed to keep you anonymous? How many dumbass analysts at Tobin got busted for playing crab games at work this year? Or ever?

 

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