Background checks - Worried about peeing process

I have a friend that is worried about the peeing process in drug tests BC she is pee shy. Does this mean she has to get drug tests?

Is it possible to use hair instead? What happends if you can't get a hair test bc of lice that will be cured like in ~ 1 month are you doomed to ever not work at the bulge braket???????

:D thanks

 

Op, you know, its like... its not the worst thing in the world... to just lie about yourself. Seriously, try it out. But only do it in such a way that makes you look good. Lying in other cases is generally bad.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

you can opt out of a background search and opt in to a back-end search where they take a series of probing utensils and... well... you figure it out

Remember, once you're inside you're on your own. Oh, you mean I can't count on you? No. Good!
 

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