Best networking question ever?

Answering networking calls in your professional experience, was there ever a question that stood out? Something unique that a prospective IBer asked you that sparked a conversation, or a question you just simply liked and thought was insightful.

This question is also posed to students. As a student, is there anything you ever asked that sparked an interesting conversation?

 
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idk if this is good for networking but these are good ways to get to know someone

  1. you can be anywhere in the world, any time in history, doing anything. where are you and what're you doing
  2. you get to pick 3 people to have dinner with, past or present, who's at the table and why
  3. where are you from, what was it like growing up there, and what kinds of things do you remember about your hometown
  4. how'd you get to where you are today, starting with high school

just for fun

  1. fuck marry kill - lael brainard, janet yellen, christine lagarde
  2. favorite dead baby joke
  3. go to guys' trip story
  4. last illegal drug you did
  5. what do you think happens after we die
  6. what's worse - beer shits or hot wing diarrhea
  7. what do you think about when you're waiting for her to climax to distract yourself from arriving early
  8. what's most likely - jesus was black, this is a simulation, karma is real
 

LOL.

'#4. Have you ever done LSD? If so, how do you think it has played a role in your career (if any) and how did you leverage that experience for breaking into IB?

"Out the garage is how you end up in charge It's how you end up in penthouses, end up in cars, it's how you Start off a curb servin', end up a boss"
 

This isnt an unusual question to ask if phrased better.

 

For restructuring, you can ask a stand out question in every informational interview if the bankruptcy is done/near completion. When that is the case, the full list of bankers who worked on the deal is public along with the vague work description and hours that they put in each day. If they were working absurd hours at one point in the deal process, go back and look at the court hearing or documents that were filed in the days after that to see what they worked on exactly, then ask their reasoning for going with that solution. It does take a bit of research, but it makes you sound like you know your shit. BUT you also gotta ask them what they do in their free time or something so you don't come off as a complete finance boner lol. Always about balance.

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For college aged undergrads to ask professionals -- what steps would you take right now if you were me to put myself in the best position moving forward

 

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