BroBible interviews ex-Lazard turned pornstar

BroBible is having a ball with Veronica Vain, the ex-Lazard intern aspiring pornstar.

She's not into dating office guys who tend to eat too "many potbelly sandwiches". She goes to Duke's Deli.

What do you folks think this girl eats ? What do you think her workout routine is at the gym ? Is there a healthy selection of sausages at Duke's ?

13 Comments
 
CorpFinanceGuy Khayembii:

I don't get why she's getting so much attention. Nothing really special about her.

Define special. She accomplished what most people on this forum want to do and she hated it so much she decided she'd rather suck dick on camera for a living.

Wasn't she an intern? It's not exactly equal to what people are trying to accomplish.

The fact that a female didn't find finance interesting isn't that much of a surprise--it's a male dominated industry for a reason.

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I'd consider sucking a dick to break into Wall Street, but I wouldn't go to Wall Street to break into sucking dick.

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CorpFinanceGuy Khayembii:

I don't get why she's getting so much attention. Nothing really special about her.

Define special. She accomplished what most people on this forum want to do and she hated it so much she decided she'd rather suck dick on camera for a living.

She isn't exceptionally attractive in porn terms, when she opens her mouth she has a really annoying voice, getting a finance internship isn't that big of a deal. It's not like she was a VP or something, she did a fucking internship. She didn't "go from finance to porn" she wasn't even really "in" finance in the first place.

 

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