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A Mr. Magoo mustache, clown shoes, and a Batman cape.

Business casual, of course. He knows you don't wear a suit regularly, so he would probably know you wore the suit just for him. That's a bit bent. If you're going to be a bender about it, you might as well wear assless chaps, a ball-gag and and gimp mask.

Just put it all out on the table up front. People respect that.

 
brotherbear:
A Mr. Magoo mustache, clown shoes, and a Batman cape.

Business casual, of course. He knows you don't wear a suit regularly, so he would probably know you wore the suit just for him. That's a bit bent. If you're going to be a bender about it, you might as well wear assless chaps, a ball-gag and and gimp mask.

Just put it all out on the table up front. People respect that.

Next time you cite my facial hair, I expect royalties.

 
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
brotherbear:
A Mr. Magoo mustache, clown shoes, and a Batman cape.

Business casual, of course. He knows you don't wear a suit regularly, so he would probably know you wore the suit just for him. That's a bit bent. If you're going to be a bender about it, you might as well wear assless chaps, a ball-gag and and gimp mask.

Just put it all out on the table up front. People respect that.

Next time you cite my facial hair, I expect royalties.

In the interest of your personal safety brotherbear, you should listen...trust me

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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