the least funny thing i have seen on this site

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

wtf... what a waste of perfectly good pizza

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Krazyk, what you've posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a funny video. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

 

I am sad. I thought Logan from LSO had returned.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
UFOinsider:
Hey kid, I hear this new company called MF Global is hiring. You'll fit right in.

I'm flattered to be put in the same breath as Jon Corzine.. Worst case scenario I go to work for him at GS and make triple what you're making.

You jelly?

 
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krazyk:
UFOinsider:
Hey kid, I hear this new company called MF Global is hiring. You'll fit right in.

I'm flattered to be put in the same breath as Jon Corzine.. Worst case scenario I go to work for him at GS and make triple what you're making.

You jelly?

HAH! I'm not so sure that GS is going to take him back.... http://deansomerset.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/U-mad-brah-U-hatin.j…

Speaking of which, does anyone know if Corzine gets the $12MM now that he's resigned???

Get busy living
 

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