Lara bars

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I’m disappointed in the new Butterfinger bars. I like the old recipe better...

Reese’s Klondike Ice cream bars are legit

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

"It tastes like someone ate nothing but off-brand peanut butter for a week, squeezed out a turd, folded and forged it into layers like a samurai sword, dried it out on the sidewalk of a ghetto, and then spray painted chocolate-colored communism all over it.” Bring back old Butterfinger!

 

Can’t go wrong with Clif bars. They’re sweeter than most protein bars, but maybe that’s why I keep coming back.

 
Peg Leg:
Can’t go wrong with Clif bars. They’re sweeter than most protein bars, but maybe that’s why I keep coming back.

Yeah you can go wrong. Look at all the ingredients.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

vs Larabar (usually 3-5 ingredients)

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Haha be careful with that stuff yungin, had a bunch of my fraternity bros in college go to rehab for xan abuse.. not saying you're there but still a word of caution

 

I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Have no idea why people like cheap American chocolate like Hershey’s, Reese’s, Kit Kat’s etc

Literally dog shit. Taste like vomit. Get yourself some freshly made local artisan chocolate or quality Swiss chocolate. Blows my mind how those fucking hipster coffee snobs will drink “single batch artisan Malawi leopard coffee” for $7 a cup but eat the most basic shitty chocolate out there. Hershey’s is the equivalent of brewing Folgers instant coffee in a sweaty gym sock. Eat some fucking Swiss truffles you uncultured fucks

 

You might be right but fuck you bro, hershey's is a national treasure and it'll be a cold day in hell before I stop eating it

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.
 

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