FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOURSELF ON MUTE

Title says it all. Starting training today and GUARANTEED at least three fucksticks out of the 120 or so interns does not understand that there is something called a MUTE button so that we don't have to hear you shooting shit with your pledge bro or hearing you walk down the stairs or flushing the damn toilet. Also FYI if you're not on mute EVERYONE CAN SEE WHO IT IS because the current speakers gets highlighted. So for the love of god...mute. your. fucking. line.

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Boggles my mind to this day for my Weekly client calls. So embarrassing as the host to pause the call and tell someone to mute the racket going on in their house. I understand that many are home with their kids due to Covid but still

 

Agree completely, but shouldn't the host just have muted everyone until there was a time for questions? Sounds a bit like a poorly run onboarding process.

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Was on a firmwide call, someone else is presenting and almost everyone is on mute, CEO blurts out "are you fucking kidding me", instantly goes on mute, everyone looks around for the longest 4 second of my life, and then call resumes.

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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