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Jan 9, 2020

she can't be that ugly, can she?

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Jan 9, 2020

+1 If she is a smoke show then the MD will try to smash but if she is ugly then he will get roasted for dating a jar jar binks looking chick.

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Jan 9, 2020

SB'd for jar jar binks

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Jan 16, 2020

Hey fuck off

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Jan 9, 2020

gang bangs boost team morale

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Jan 9, 2020

If they're not your ekismo brother, they're not your real homies

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Jan 9, 2020

if i went to bed with your mother, would that make us eskimo bros? serious question

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Jan 9, 2020

You can't meet her in the lobby?

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Feb 1, 2020
Hooligan low key:

You can't meet her in the lobby?

This, but if she's hot, tell a fellow analyst you are "walking out to lunch" for verification. That is how you play the game. Left overs at your desk = no bueno.

Jan 10, 2020

I would generally have her come to the lobby. Irrelevant of who the person is, I guess it isn't cool to have external people come directly to your desk. Mainly for privacy reasons. That's why you don't have your food delivery guy drop things off at your desk.

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Jan 10, 2020

yeah this is weird. meet in lobby.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

Can't believe people are answering this seriously lmao - clearly a troll.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 10, 2020

Sorry if I seem like a troll, just a student asking stupid questions due to lack of experience. I didn't even think of the lobby- my internship doesn't have one, so visitors/food just come right to my desk because our office is so small. Now I feel troll-ish for not thinking.

Jan 13, 2020

What kind of office doesn't have a lobby?

Jan 10, 2020

r/nothingeverhappens

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Jan 10, 2020

Foodin Lobby!!!!!

Jan 10, 2020

I'm guessing your girlfriend is attractive if you're trying to let her in the office and not meet in the lobby it must be to flex on your colleagues. Nice

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Jan 10, 2020

is it your weekday gf or weekend gf?

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Jan 10, 2020

Are you trying to impress her with your fancy office and deal toys???

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 10, 2020

extra points if I act surprised and look important when she walks in

  • Associate 3 in PE - Growth
Jan 10, 2020

I actually know a guy (who works on the buyside) who once threw his bday party at his office to impress chicks on a Friday night at 9pm....... I went to the party but the funny thing was, the building turned off the AC after hours on Friday so everyone was sweating his/her ass off lmfao

Jan 11, 2020

Yeah, just a recommendation as such, don't let other people see your girlfriend. You should meet her in the lobby and don't let other people see her. Now, this might sound extensive but people tend to judge others with other people they associate with. Don't ever bring her up to the office.

"It's okay, I'll see you on the other side"

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Feb 1, 2020
Funx2192:

Yeah, just a recommendation as such, don't let other people see your girlfriend. You should meet her in the lobby and don't let other people see her. Now, this might sound extensive but people tend to judge others with other people they associate with. Don't ever bring her up to the office.

Umm...shouldn't your SO be someone you are proud to show off? That's what I always strived for and ended up with. My goal was to have colleagues ask how did you end up with her? She's better than you. And, that happens.

Feb 1, 2020

I just prefer people not meet her in the work environment, rather at a social event. It is just a different tone and vibe.

"It's okay, I'll see you on the other side"

Jan 11, 2020

if you're asking, then you're worried, and should meet downstairs. Simple enough.

Jan 12, 2020

Please, this is truly not in your best interest or judgement. Meet her for lunch outside the bldg, or invite her along to drinks with office colleagues when appropriate and introduce her.

Jan 13, 2020

If she's hot, you're damned, because then everyone (except for guys like @Lloyd BIankfein", who like taking it in the ass), will want to hit it. If she's ugly, your damned as well, because then everyone will wonder why you can't get a decent looking girlfriend. So my advice would be don't do it.

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Jan 13, 2020

By merely asking this question I can safely say you will be laughed at.

Jan 13, 2020

If you are embarrassed of your girlfriend you're doing it wrong.

Jan 13, 2020
Samuel.a.barnes:

If you are embarrassed of your girlfriend you're doing it wrong.

Sounds like we have a sentimental and idealistic one here boys

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Jan 13, 2020

its true if you're embarrassed of having your girlfriend bring you lunch at work, you are a lil bitch lol

Jan 13, 2020

7 or below....its a really bad idea

Jan 16, 2020

I make my GF meet me in the lobby.

She's an NYC Model, and very attractive.
I actually don't want my colleagues to see her, because I don't want them to think that I was too busy chasing girls in college / am a douche for having a super hot girlfriend (you'll be surprised how many people think like that).

Play it safe, meet her in the lobby or at a cafe / restaurant close to the office. They can meet her at a Christmas party or another special occasion.

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Jan 16, 2020

casual flex

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Jan 17, 2020

bro you'd be promoted to VP instantly if you came in with a fuckin NYC model....

Jan 29, 2020

Hahaha. My MD met her once when I was showing her around the office on a Saturday evening (did NOT think he would be there) and he was surprisingly cool to both of us. Even showed her around the office and recommended a couple of places to eat around here.

Jan 17, 2020
Capital_Jeez:

She's an NYC Model, and very attractive.

Weird flex, but ok

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

Jan 17, 2020

Highest odds are that she is a hand model or some model that doesn't include the face

Jan 16, 2020

Kinda shook that it's even this big a deal.

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Jan 17, 2020

I thought the same thing ... why date a girl if you are too scared to have her bring lunch to you... weird

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Jan 16, 2020

Lobbyyyyyyyyy

Feb 2, 2020

This dude came to WSO for advice, bro hahaha

Feb 2, 2020
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