Hilarious Sorority Letter (Not What You Expect) (Updated with Pic)
http://totalfratmove.com/1206130/
The site has went downhill over the years, but this is easily the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Just, wow
http://totalfratmove.com/1206130/
The site has went downhill over the years, but this is easily the greatest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Just, wow
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Can you post the text? i'm afraid to click on the link at work lol
I'm still relatively new and am not sure if posting the text would get me banned or not hah
Nice picture :) Drool
Grammar.
@Sandhurts: Careful... Lambie and that other guy who can't not spell bad are gonna get mad at you're post...
xoxo
Love your humor hahaha
Hah, fair
Stupid shit like this makes me happy I went to a school with negligible greek life.
Nah greek life is legit if you're a guy. If you're a girl...good lord
^^What he said. Not sure how this makes a guy (you are a guy right, else you'd be TheQueen) not want to be a part of this. She is pepping up her girls to be more like a girl you'd want (or at least I would want, I don't know you) at a party. Sounds like gold to me and makes me miss the fraternity days.
That being said, that girl is a smoke show.
I mean yes, there is a lot of that in greek life, and particularly among sororities.
But, as I read it, her email was pretty impressively NOT phony. As in, she was directly addressing the function of a sorority, instead of obfuscating via "sisterhood" etc, for which she also called out her sisters. Doesn't mean the email isn't a bitchfest, but I have a feeling that it was idiosyncratically genuine within its context. Even if that genuine-ness concerned matters which you or I might consider superficial.
bitchy + hot = would sex
Yep, I'd contemplate marrying the author
sloots gonna sloot
investmentretard speaks the truth
xoxo
I couldn't even quite finish the 2nd paragraph of her rant. It was painful to read with all those F words. Did a woman actually write that? That was very unbecoming of her as a lady. Surely as an university student she could have come up with better ways to convey her points without sounding like a drunken sailor, uttering multiple expletives in each sentence.
OK looking at her pic now she seems like a nice Jewish girl. So what is with all the rage? I hope she has a good talk with her rabbi to sort out her anger issues.
Updated with a pic. She's hot
http://www.youtube.com/embed/WOGIQrhyk0k
LOVE this email.
I was dying at the comments too: "would wife/10" and "Her and I would breed one hell of a pledge trainer"
i don't think she understands how politics work....
DG headquarters is checking into it. The comments make me laugh - like these former sorority girls didn't do anything crazy in college. They were just lucky enough to not have the internet
https://www.facebook.com/190161912449/posts/10151536228132450
"...then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER "
oh sweet delicious irony
[quote=CRE]DG headquarters is checking into it. The comments make me laugh - like these former sorority girls didn't do anything crazy in college. They were just lucky enough to not have the internet
https://www.facebook.com/190161912449/posts/10151536228132450[/quote]
Wow, the DG alumnae are ridiculous. "As a DG alum, I am so disappointed." "Embarrassed." Blah blah blah. I was in a fraternity--I don't recall a single class act female in a sorority while in college. So this girl cursed in an email. Who cares? Sorority girls every single day and for a half century at least have been binge drinking, cursing like sailors, and spreading their legs. Hilarious that these 30+ year old DGs are "horrified" at this.
Not all of them. Fraternities and sororities started out as literary organizations and to these days some of us actually still manage to uphold ourselves to certain standards.
You do realize that "water boarding" was one of the original 19th century fraternity hazing techniques, right? Yes, what many consider today as torture was a routine form of hazing in the 19th century. A true social fraternity is going to be rowdy and crude. Those "academic" or "honors" fraternities are not actual social fraternities. The 2 concepts are radically, insanely different. Any fraternity house worth its salt on football game day at a large state university is going to be full of underage drinking, sex, vulgarity, and other obscene behavior. It's been that way for many, many, many years. A vulgarity laced email is the least of a social fraternity/sorority's concerns.
Your frat sounds pretty boring.
Agreed. That's pretty much the Kill Me Now frat.
It is possible to have a good time without degrading oneself. To DCDepository, Sigma Chi started out as a literary society as are many other fraternities. Just because the type of sorority girls and frat boys you met in college behaved in a certain way does not mean that every members of Greek society everywhere all behaved in the same way. In fact that is exactly the stereotype that gives all fraternity brothers (as opposed to frat boys) a bad name.
Greek letter organizations are microcosms of campus at large and there is specific sub-culture in each chapter. Many people joined fraternities so they can do Animal House reenactments for 4 years while others actually have serious goals and aspirations.
This type of hilarious shit makes me wish I was back at my 21 bedroom frat raising hell. High comedy.
About to make this thread 10x better.
People found her twitter and took pictures of all her tweets, this girl is insane but hilarious, must read.
http://imgur.com/a/bAJhA
About 20 tweets of her being crude, mean etc.
Example: "You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed ;) #yum"
The problem is, she's saying on the internet--with her real name attached (I think)--things that should be thought and not said out loud. I mean, half the things she's said have gone through all of our heads at some point, but we didn't write it on Twitter. I mean, who hasn't wanted to avoid walking past the migrant Salvadorian workers? I was at 7-eleven today and made a concerted effort to avoid the homeless guy on the other end of the store entrance...
BUT, it's not the kind of thing you write online.
HA! Good lord I am in love with this chick. This is rich.
Banker logic: the more likely she is to divorce you after a month, the more you want her
If you get a full body massage, do you think that the happy ending means you should enter into a long term relationship?
When you bang a hooker, do you want to introduce her to your family?
When you see a slut blowing every guy in the frat, do you think you are in love because she's so nice to your friends?
Just curious.
How can I find her number so I can sex her and make her my wife?
OMFG, I think someone hijacked their website (or they didn't have one), fucking hilarious: http://dgumd.moonfruit.com/
Listed here, so it looks like someone jacked it: http://www.marylandpanhellenicassociation.com/#!Delta Gamma/c1d8r
I applaud the creativity.
sloots gonna sloot
reading this hurt my head and made me that much happier i didnt have to deal with this kind of bs in college
Target school kids...
U Penn actually has a pretty active Greek culture. In fact when I talked about certain fraternity and sorority members having high standards and not conforming to the whole frat boy/sorostitute stereotype I had quite a few recent Penn graduates I know in mind.
This might be the closest to love I've ever gotten
Lou -- Were you in a ho-rority?
To answer your question I just fall in love for a day or two (not with strippers or thai masseuses) with chicks I meet out partying (I am a big fan of the women in LA). Not trying to wife this chick but I admire her aggressiveness, it cracks me up and it's kinda refreshing.
c*nt punt!
@SirTrades: Yes
@Going Concern: No
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xoxo
What's your Adjusted Gross Income?
xoxo
Hah, nice. Sigma Chi here
Her candor made my wiener hard.
HAWT. Like, Sofa King HAWT:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/NQB812PtvgE
That was glorious! So much better than just reading the email.
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/sorority-girl-email-writer--resig…-delta-gamma-172810311.html
and it made the front page of yahoo today....nice
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