I'm straight but I think Bill Ackman is damn sexy
Who here agrees with me? Probably everyone. Who could resist that charming smile and those darling eyes?
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hmmmm
Pause.
you are definitely not straight.
"damn sexy"
co-signed
You probably shop at JC Penney too.
Nah, Ross dress for less
Any possibility I can get you to trade up to TJ Maxx?
Thanks, I'm flattered.
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