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Aug 23, 2017 - 7:56pm

No sex dungeons in Dubai.
Won't be seeing me there anytime soon.

'I'm jacked... JACKED TO THE TITS!!'
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Jan 24, 2018 - 6:57am

Wouldn't that make Wendy happy?

When I pull a deal off the table, I leave Nagasaki behind
 
May 25, 2017 - 2:34pm

Didn't know they let Chimps create their own Private Equity Forum.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
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May 25, 2017 - 5:08pm

Poor attempt at trolling bruh....

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
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Mar 30, 2018 - 6:28am

Assuming the internship went well, you could land a spot in their two year analyst program. Comp and deal flow are supposed to be great, and you'll have exposure across industries and different emerging markets - ideal for anyone even remotely considering setting up their own PE shop in the long run. I currently live in the Emirates, and it's really much more relaxed than what people seem to think. Seems like a fantastic opportunity to me!

 
Aug 22, 2019 - 5:21pm

without giving away too many details, what happened?

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

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