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Had a friend who went out clubbing with him once. From what I've heard, dude got the axe in a sales role at a bank and now works in tech sales. Also apparently is a huge douche but cant personally comment on that.

"one for the money two for the better green 3 4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine" - M.F. Doom
 

Fuck Arb Andy, beta cuck blocks anyone who's not sucking him off in the comments. He's also a total back office fruit cup from Hofstra.

 

No, the star player on the Clippers

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

I met BarelyWorkingCapital and NotYourFathersBroker a few years back. Litquidity however is an enigma.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

His name is Robert Paulsen. 

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
 
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