M&A Project Names

Monkeys,
Some project names are really clever and creative. What was the best name of one project that you have already participated?
For me, Halley project - it came really fast (oh please, don't..) and very important.
Greetings!

 
Best Response

We have a trophy that looks like the poop emoji on a column, and it rotates to the desk of whoever came up with the most recent terrible project name.

My favorite ones have been names that have a connection to the company, but it's a brainteaser. I had one where the main product sold by the company shared a name with a popular 90's movie, so the project name was the name of one of the lead characters in that movie.

I think those are more fun than the unnecessary macho posturing of "PROJECT COBRA" or "PROJECT VESUVIUS" or the like. I assume that the more bombastic the code name, the smaller the lead banker's penis.

"Son, life is hard. But it's harder if you're stupid." - my dad
 

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