Make Use of Time at an Ivy League

Let's say a friend of yours invite you to chill at his university for one whole day. What could you be doing to maximize your time there in terms of the resource? I don't go to an ivy so I am unaware of what they can offer.

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Have fun, make friends and if you have a good time go again when invited. Like anywhere else.

I used to do Asia-Pacific PE (kind of like FoF). Now I do something else but happy to try and answer questions on that stuff.
 

Roll some spliffs. Locate the chillest piece of grass sporting the chillest pieces of ass. Smoke, relax and enjoy good conversation with your friend for a few hours.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
Quaneaser DickFuld:

First step is to put your suit on. You don't want them thinking you attend a nontarget.

^This

He'll need to smoke a pipe as well.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

I'm guessing you're looking for a one day networking opportunity.

My advice. Find the best looking and smart girl that you can. Go to a party with said girl. Have sex. Get girl pregant. Hope she's well connected.

 

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