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No matter how old this gets, it still makes me chuckle

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I clicked on one of the links to the right and I think it was the Banco Popular version hahahahahaahahahahah

 

im pretty sure thats a boxter lol his was only a 2 seater only boxter 911s have 4 seat although back seats are useless or a maybe a cayman

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