Most Prestigious Shit Post

Hi All,

Following a series of half-assed shit posts, I was wondering what the most prestigious type of shit post is. I've listed a couple of the most likely contenders below:

  1. "Rejected from a Tier 1 pre-school. Is it too late to break into banking?"
  2. "Rich girlfriend ($500M) but she works at a mid-market bank"
  3. "Systemic oppression of non-target students (a how to guide)"
  4. "Most prestigious [random action or item]"
  5. "Anyone else jerk off in the office bathroom? Need tips"
  6. "Female associate caught me staring at her boobs"
  7. "Only replying to team with 1 word responses"
  8. "How does depreciation affect the three statements? Cant find on search"

Let me know your thoughts. Juicy bananas to the best comment.

Comments (7)

Jun 23, 2021 - 6:02am

Anything that´s about drugs and/or wanton debauchery, preferably written in a stream of consciousness. Aka like every FearTheBulge thread.

...and the Truth shall set you free
  • Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
Jun 24, 2021 - 10:53pm

If you want real OG prestigious shit posts, find blumie's and Brady4MVP's threads. 

A couple from Blumie:

"Q&A - I Worked On The Amazon / Whole Foods Acquisition"

"HELP! My Boss Won't Give Me Money!!! What To Do???"

"Please Help Me!I Want To Start A Company ^-^"

Brady's threads are a bit harder to find with a bad search engine and the inability to view his account but they were generally HBS-related. Honorable mention to guys from a couple years back like Goldstein and MonacoMonkey as well - they put on a masterclass on how to shit up a forum. 

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Jun 24, 2021 - 10:55pm

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