Hey guys, big news.
Basically I'm deciding to 180 in life and move to Miami. I need a fresh start and to meet new people.
I live in literal hell. I know you'll be like "can't be that bad", it is, I've made a fortune, but it's hell, now that I'm in my late 30s I just want to live somewhere I can meet some people who are simple.
I know you guys think this and that and believe this and that, and Anton Kreil and yada yada.
I've seen it all, I mean all of it. There is no sharper person in Finance than me.
There comes a point were you just want to move and go somewhere which is a total shithole but the people are stupid and above all kind
I realize Americans all think everyone is conceited and "fake" but every time I interact with Americans I feel like I am alive
That is why I am moving to Miami, to start a new life. And marry a Golddigger,
My dream is to go to LIV, where all of the celebrities hang out and put my cock into a bottle service girl
This may sound ludicrous coming from someone who's made billions, but I want and need a normal life
You picked the least normal city in the US, but ok
There is something about Miami,
Idk what it is, I just feel like it would be a really good place to swim with my trousers
I've been to New York and Upstate, and I've read journals from California, and I heard a story of Seattle, and I always look at Vegas pictures online
But in terms of living I don't feel like anywhere outside of Miami would make sense
Like I need my fix you know
I need my red label whiskey (even though original settlers drank rum), even though I hate red label whiskey but not as much as I hate cognac you know?
I feel like when you have money, and billions and not equity, or equity derived, you really got maximize it
I see how Bezos is spending, not really impressive, it's not even you know like
I want to really enjoy being free somewhere where it's not all total like settlers. I don't know if you know what I mean
this prose is like Carles's (Hipster RunOff) -- it's too beautiful
if you had billions you wouldn't have "read about California" you'd have been there
Yeah gl. Tech bros and VC Chads are taking over Miami in 5 yrs. Gotta start wearing allbirds instead of your deal sleds
I somehow doubt that techbirds and vc chads are taking over Miami,
Maybe they are. Maybe they're not. I do not know what all birds are. Nor do I know what deal sleds are.
I wear Guizzeppe Zanotti. I do not know if you are familiar with Guizzeppe Zanotti but they sell it at the duty free, ie it's expensive as shit but can be bought while on grey goose and not exclusive enough to be some RL exclusive mark
It is possible they are taking over. If it is the case I am so afraid, because they will attract the women away from me
Luckily I am very rich and can afford to not work. And I know working is the rage, the 328 and the 10mm lifetime n/w
But I have a bit more money say 10.1m so I can afford to not go to the office and drive a 328
I am not flexing, just presenting to you how I arrange my finances.
I like good clothes, but not Perry sport stuff nor Nautilus etc etc, it has to be real high quality cotton but not like something you would have to look for, $500ish
What do you think about Perrier vs. San Pellegrino vs. Gerolsteiner? [a.k.a. Petin vs. Musso vs. [Redacted]]
I can speak for "tech bros"...not sure if I'm missing something, but never been impressed with the tech opportunities in Miami. The big tech hubs with massive $$$ ops are still San Francisco, Seattle, New York, Chicago, etc. Idk if there are any other WSO engineers here that can chime in? I'd love to spend a year or two in Miami but I just don't see any great tech jobs...
Edit: Now that I think about there are some senior back-end swe positions at some hedge funds in Miami, but these are far and few, and obviously hard to get
What kinds of tech companies are the best in Chicago?
What do you think of LA for tech? I'm an undergrad considering switching to CS. All I really know is I want to end up either in SF or LA.
As someone that has lived in Miami for +20 years I can say it’s the only place where you can enjoy the beach while across the street a Florida man throws an alligator into a Wendy’s 10/10 would recommend visiting. Living here it’s a good place to be with the exception of no one knows how to fucking drive and it’s hot as balls all the time other than that pretty good.
This is what I'm going for. I need life to happen to me, it's not even about marriage or opportunities.
I need to be somewhere where you know a piece of ass will just be there when I wear my Patek
It's kind of like cities and regular life are ass, that's why Miami is the final destination.
Love is available everywhere, so are jobs, maybe not the 6figure office ib md gigs, but jobs exist even at 30k, 15k, 55k etc etc
But I need something, like need something in life to really just finally fucking occur that's why I'm going down there and drinking whiskey
The big trap is the vodka, once you get on vodka you're in too deep
But luckily I know how to smoke properly and I have a feeling by the time I'm in Miami like surely shit's gonna bang
why not Spain or Italy?
language barrier if I had to guess. There are plenty of places in the world I'd love to visit but I don't know if I could really be comfortable somewhere I don't speak the local language.
dude thinks people in Miami speak English lmfao, take a walk outside Brickell and South Beach then come back bro
I don't know maybe I have a thing for Mexicans with big asses, con culo mi amor
If you want Mexicans you gotta go to LA, Miami is filled with Cubans and Central Americans.
miami>nyc. best city in America
UMiamipilled, Jerseypilled and Daddy's moneypilled, based real estate employee
Most honest take I've ever seen on this site, you got this bro
Bro that's it that's all right.
So much fucking text on this subforum when all a dude really needs is a g-wagon and a fucking $100,000 shitshack in the city with VENEZUELAN PUSSY
YES, YES, the tiger is FREE
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This is either one of the funniest trolls on WSO or someone who is genuinely insane
Take me with you brotha. You got this whole life thing figured out
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