New iPhone Case for Gordon Gekko Fans

A new iPhone case makes your phone bulky and large, like the cell phone used by Gordon Gekko. Apparently, the makers of this device believe that Gekko nostalgia will make this product sell. I'd venture that WSO is the premier Gordon Gekko fan club on the web, so the question is, will we see ads for this on the WSO sometime soon?

And will any monkeys buy this?

 

It would definitely complete one of the laziest Halloween costumes around (probably a tie between Gekko and Bateman), but short of that, hell no. "Gekko nostalgia" is for the cockiness and the money, not the 1980s-era technology.

One of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, will be my wingtip passing over.
 

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