Patrick Bateman IRL

Not sure if this has been posted before, just came across this, but it must suck to be this guy while looking for an American Psycho screenshot. Turns out there might be some hope for non-targets after all:

https://ysu.edu/directory/people/patrick-bateman

 

So you're trying to tell us who the Patrick of WSO is without telling us who the Patrick of WSO is? The Patrick Curtis persona on LinkedIn and elsewhere is all an illusion made by this Dr. to create WSO and put us all in his long running doctoral thesis experiment on social media?

The poster formerly known as theAudiophile. Just turned up to 11, like the stereo.
 

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