Question for Consultants: What Will You Be Spending Your $600 Stimulus Checks On
Ya know, since you’re all under the max income threshold to receive a stimulus check and all.
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I don't even know how to get the fucking stimulus check. Help?
This is going to piss more bankers off than consultants, because it’s true, and none of us are getting anything. Sad!
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This man grabbed the popcorn to watch the plebes fight
venmo your dad $50 for the suck job!
Lmao no Consultants replied. Don’t want that Wall St smoke!
Consulting is basically doing wishy-washy freshman year business assignments as a job.
Since I'm married with 2 kids(wife stay at home), and my first bonus post mba(2019) hit my account in jan of 2020 I am under the 174k threshold for joint filers. Getting 2400 lol(600 times 4).Even though I make like 350 a year. Thanks trump.
Lmao imagine if they actually raised it to $2000.
I got a ton of money for the first stimulus check in April (can't remember), was like 4k.
Don’t worry they’ll take more than that back when they tax the shit out of you in the coming years. Either that or they’ll print.
Im planning on buying a new gun with the stimulus money - I figured its what Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer would have wanted when they pushed for the payouts.
Thanks for the seed money for my new NY compliant AR-15!
FBI kun has entered this chat room.
How do you do, fellow gun enthusiasts
Glad to see stimulus going to the most destitute and needy. Serious note, congrats on the family stuff
Don't you feel a bit like a loser for needing to collect welfare, instead of making your own money?
Probably drinks for enjoyment rather than as a coping mechanism while we enjoy our free weekends ;)
Don’t worry, Investment Bankers will hold down the world’s economy for you while you’re away.
Fixed your typo for you
I work for a boutique RX consulting firm and my comp is as follows: $200K base and 25-100% bonus. Does that mean I receive the stimulus? Do all you bankers think I'm a loser?? :( :(
your tiny penis is showing
6.5" x 5"
Don’t know of you’ll get a check or mot but all bankers definitely think you’re a loser.
boutique RX consulting basically means your clients are too poor to keep FTI or A&M on retainer. Have fun working for local laundromat chains.
edit: MS thrown for salt lmao
God you all suck.
Two for one lap dances, what else?
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