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For sure he cracked me up with each post. Loved his reference that all of the car drivers were called Lincoln because that is what they drove you around in.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
 
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Where else can I go to get a ranking of any subject by prestige???

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

He swung and missed numerous times, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. He made me chuckle more times than most of the other trolls in Off Topic and for that reason I appreciated him and all his flaws.

 

I actually met My Name is Goldstein in a random fucking place online.

He is (was) in community college. Might be at a state school now. If anyone wants to hire him a job he can troll everyone at your office through microsoft teams.

I can imagine him trying to convince HR that they need to make sure everyone addresses them by their pronouns even though no one really knows if if he is really transgender.

 
"Donald J. Trump" What about that left wing IB VP/Director cuck? Imagine wanting a bigger welfare state.

I'm still here, cupcake. You'd beg me for a job if we met in person. Now get back to class before Daddy cuts off your allowance.

"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
 

And that is why you're my favorite user man. Not many left wing VPs going around. You probably aren't wrong if I wanted to work in IB. Are you in New York?

 

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