One will be a microbrewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I’mma call it “Microsoft”.
The other will be a hotline that people can call to get air-quality reports for any city in the U.S. I’mma call it “American Airlines”.
PM me if interested.
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what about selling burgers that are made by a Saudi King can call it "Burger King"
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What about a housing development funded by gay people for gay people? could call it Queens
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What about a virgin only brothel operating out of a party bus? You could call it Virgin Mobile.
What about a boner trampoline manufacturing business? I'mma call it Boeing.
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